Glass Animals Filthy Socks
picture this: you’re in bed. cosy. warm. snuggled down in a lush duvet. but. you have to pee. you build up the energy to move your legs. one at a time, you push them over the edge of the mattress. and then BANG. they hit the cold hard icey floor. FFS. its so cold. it resonates through your spine. into your brain. but you must push through the pain. you have to pee that bad. its a traumatic experience. you never drink water again to avoid this situation. you dehydrate. your skin withers away. and you look like a raisin. Or. just put these glass animals socks on and the world is your oyster.
100% cotton white socks with red font in signature pixelated How to Be A Human Being font, and lyrics from the song “Take A Slice” printed on the upper ankle.